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Cow Crusher is a game that lets - no, demands that - you spray gore all over the machinery as you smash cows into burgers and steaks.  Lost points for smashing horses...

Need help deciding between Spotify and Pandora?  (Click graphic for large version...)

Alec Baldwin interviews Brian Williams on his podcast.

One of the worst graphs you'll ever see.

And, I'm liking the new (2012), synth-heavy Muse album.

A Seinfeld Fix

First off, if you're a Seinfeld fan and haven't seen "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee," you should.  Especially to hear Michael Richards reveal that he's an A-grade chess player and got destroyed in under two minutes by a homeless savant on an L.A. sidewalk.  I'm also happy to know what Joel Hodgson of Mystery Science Theater 3000 is up to these days.

For something you probably haven't heard, here's Geoff Garlin with a great interview of Larry David for Geoff's podcast.  Larry reveals that his character in "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is "an idealized version" of himself.

More Torment!

I am starting to love Kickstarter.  A few months ago the makers of one of my favorite computer games from childhood, Wasteland, put up a campaign on Kickstarter to raise money for a sequel.  The results kinda' blew people away as the game raised almost $3 million.  I played the original from dawn to dusk on my Commodore 64 at the lake during the summer of 1988 and am looking forward to Wasteland 2.

The same people raised the bar earlier this week, starting another campaign to make a "spiritual successor" to one of my top 5 all-time favorites, Planescape: Torment.  The original had maybe the deepest story anyone has ever seen in a computer game, reportedly with more dialogue written into the game than the Bible has words.  They raised over $1.5 million in their first day.  I know some of you have fond memories of the original or would be interested in something like this, so here's the link to Torment: Tides of Numenera if you are, and the project's intro video:

Literally Painful

All right America, you forced my hand on this post.  I am an admitted stickler on proper grammar and word usage, but I try to keep it to myself most of the time.  There is no reason for my mostly irrational annoyance to be transferred onto other people, and it's not as though I don't make mistakes myself.

But, can we at least try? When I find out that "literally" has been effectively sanctioned by some dictionaries to be used simply for emphasis, it's a bridge too far.  If somebody says "me" instead of "I" or puts an apostrophe in the wrong place, I don't really care because I know what you mean.  But if you, like a former colleague of mine, say to a co-worker, "I literally have nothing to do!" you need to realize that it is literally impossible for the sentence you just uttered to be true.

"Literally" is not a flavoring word.  It means that what you're saying is exactly, word-for-word, what you mean, with nothing figurative about it.  (The Oatmeal explained it very well and in a much funnier way than I could.)  If you say, "you literally couldn't make this stuff up," you're making the word mean the opposite of what it actually means, and now all of a sudden we do have a communication problem.  Worse, there is no other word that precisely means the same thing, so once everybody thinks it just means "very" or "really" then how is anyone supposed to communicate the concept of "literal" and expect it to be understood?

Almost every superlative in English now means "very" or "good," actually.  We feel like we have to describe everything as "incredible," "unbelievable," "ridiculous," "fabulous..."  Why do you think we had to invent the word "ginormous?"  Because all the other words like "huge" and "enormous" that used to mean "ginormous" lost their meaning so we couldn't get the point across anymore!  "Absolutely" just means "yes" now.  I do it myself and make myself cringe as it comes out of my mouth.  It's the triumph of marketing-speak, I guess.

So please, just stop it.  I don't ask for much, but I gotta' draw the line somewhere. Can we save this one word?  Don't make me take Randall Munroe's advice:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cautionary_ghost.png

I'm not ready yet.

Middle Earth is a Mad World

Smeagol does Gary Jules doing Tears for Fears.  H/t to Andrew.

Dinner and a Movie, 2012 Wrap Edition!

Nathan and I got together and did a nice little half hour on our favorite - and least favorite - films of the year. Take a moment, won't you?

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Intro music by:

All Day (Girl Talk) / CC BY-NC 3.0

Favorite Songs of 2012

For those looking for a bit of new music, I will indulge the "end of the year list" of my favorite songs I found last year.  To be clear, these weren't necessarily released in 2012, although a few are.  They're songs I became familiar with in 2012.  It's all about me, baby.

#10: I'll Never Let Go - Snow Patrol (2012)



#9: All at Once - The Airborne Toxic Event (2011)

Most of their songs are good, and they get bonus points for covering a Magnetic Fields song (Book of Love).  Here's a nice acoustic version of this one.



#8: Be Calm - fun. (2010)

So I understand these guys have gotten pretty popular.  They must have, because I heard them on the music system while I got my last haircut.



#7: Job's Tears - The Incredible String Band (1968)

ISB is really not everyone's cup of tea, especially if you don't like off-key voices and late '60s folk rock.  But that particular era is my favorite, and these guys were an overlooked find for me.



#6: The Enemy Guns - Devotchka (2004)

Saw them open for The Magnetic Fields having never heard of them and they kinda' blew me away.



#5: Civilian - Wye Oak (2011)

I liked this song right away, but it took a while for me to love it.  Here's a version of the two Baltimore kids on a rooftop in Amsterdam, because why not?



#4: Had Me a Real Good Time - Faces (1971)

Back when Rod Stewart was doing really good songs, he and the boys belted out this one.


#3: The Luckiest - Ben Folds (2001)

About a year ago I bought myself an electronic piano.  I had several years of lessons as a kid but hadn't played much since high school, and had never played much contemporary stuff.  How fortuitous that I'd discover Ben's stuff about the same time.  This was a fun one to learn to play.



#2: Crush - Sleigh Bells (2012)

This duo had two of my favorite songs of 2010 (Tell 'Em and Crown on the Ground) and get my second spot this year too.  What a great concept, taking a guy who shreds fuzz guitars and pairing him up with a former girl band front person who sings like a cheerleader?

#1: Jump On Stage - Girl Talk (2010)

All Day is a full album designed to be listened to as such, so there aren't any songs per se.  The whole thing is the greatest thing I've heard in a couple years, a series of mashups of hip hop lyrics onto songs from the '60s through today.  "Bust a Move" over "Can't Get You Out of My Head?"  How about Wiz Khalifa on the Stones (the best one, I think) or Jay-Z set to Modern English?  There are several hundred samples on this fabulously produced album, and did I mention it's free?  Get it here.  In the meantime, "Jump On Stage" is as good as any other song on it (wait until you get to ODB singing over "Creep" and then a mix of Beastie Boys, Iggy Pop, and Lady Gaga at the end), so here you go: