Know why my life is so awesome? Because I, my friend, am going to see The Cars next month. They haven't toured in 20 years.
Jessica noticed this morning they were going to be at the 9:30 Club on May 23rd. So I sez, "when do tickets go on sale?" And she sez to me, she sez, "hmm...in seven minutes." Good thing, because they sold out right away.